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Friday, 4 March 2011

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Found buried under Palace floorboards

London - City of London moves freezing Libyan assets scored a massive injury-time goal today with the freezing of Harry's charitable bank accounts.

Harry was to have captained a Windsor polo team against local Dubai despot Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-Raider's own side.

The fundraiser has been scuppered after Royal Protection Racket cops confiscated Harry's passport and Heir Miles credit cards following an insider rip-off, er...tip-off!

The discovery of suitcases of Tripoli cash found buried under Palace floorboards didn't help much either, a security source confirmed.

Apparently it's been Libyan $$$s baksheesh that's kept the flame-haired freeloader buoyant on the royal gravy train 'since 9/11'.

Authorities traced most of the dosh to Gaddafi's Madoff backhanders, hidden in a First Vatican Bank of Libya safe deposit box.

Official PR immediately blamed 'turmoil in the region' despite the apparent lack of any discernible rioting in the Emirates.

"Harry's going nowhere right now - apart from a very likely long stretch at HMP Belmarsh," police sources said.

Saif Al gaddafi is 69.

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