Today we can report on the extraordinary knowledge we have obtained from secret files left by a civil servant on a train travelling to Guildford.
These files were handed to me by Spoof's editor in space because they contained all the secret evidence the Government had about Flying Saucers, otherwise known as UFO's.
My astrological knowledge,stemming from a long term study of the heavens, is out of this world so I was the obvious choice as the person who had reprt on the secret files.
NOW I CAN REVEAL THE TRUTH
Flying Saucers have landed and they have been examined by scientists who were infected with Mad Space Disease and had to be kept in Special Hospitals after their experiences. No one took their ramblings seriously until a psychiatrist examaning the scientists found their accounts of what had happened were not delusions.
This was made clear when one of the psychiatrists met some creatures who had escaped from flying saucers. They resembled cats and had suffered traumatic shock by having saucers thrown at them by boys, who had nothing better to do.
These cat like creatures confirmed that they were from outer space and spoke of their master E.T. who had communicated with them through his fingers.
Proof of the existence of UFO and creatures from these objects was debated many years ago by the House of Lords, when Lord Potty of Pontypool confirmed that he was a friend of the psychiatrist who had interviewed the the scientists at the Special Hospital.
'I know it is all true' declared Lord Potty 'I heard the voices of invisible people who told me they were from Pluto.'
Lord Potty's expenses while studying UFO's were reported to have been astronomical.