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Thursday, 3 March 2011

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A pair of silver plated ice skates that were personally presented to Kerry Katona by Queen Elizabeth II.

LONDON - Since being eliminated on the reality show Dancing On Ice, dance skating partners Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston have kept in close contact.

The two call each other on a daily basis and talk about the show, the upcoming Prince William-Kate Middleton Wedding, and England's planned invasion of Libya, which is tentatively scheduled for Wednesday, April 13, 2011.

Katona, a founding member of the all-girl band Atomic Kitten, has had a life full of ups and downs, with the down column sadly showing a lot more entries than the up column.

But through it all Kerry says that her four children, John, Paul, George, and Rita have helped her to realize that although she may not be as pretty as Cheryl Cole, as thin as Pixie Lott, or as rich as Dannii Minogue, she is secure in the fact that she has been a good mother who does not let her kids have strawberry crumpets three times a day like a certain famous English singer who shall go unnamed does.

Katona told Chatsworth Wiggonholt, a reporter with Ta Ta For Now News that her kids adore Daniel so much that they call him "Daddy Dandy Dan."

Kerry added that he has been there for her in her darkest hours and not only is he her cake, he is also her icing, her ice cream, and her Yorkshire Pudding as well.

The 30-year-old Scottish born lass, has appeared on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here, Strictly Ice Dancing, Dancing On Ice, and the soon to be in production Ice Fishing On Ice Cor Blimey.

Ta Ta For Now News was the first British publication to report that Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston had been seen down by the River Thames passionately snuggling like two young teens.

Chatsworth Wiggonholt has disclosed that he is currently investigating the report that Katona and Whiston may have become engaged the night of the passionate interlude.

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