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Thursday, 3 March 2011

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Yogi Bringmi Ownmat will be performing the wedding nuptials.

In an effort to separate theirs from the reigning capitalist paradigm, William and Kate have decided to plan a multi-cultural eco-friendly wedding.

Guests have been sent their food assignments rumored to include things like fried chicken, potato salad and corn on the cob.

The wedding will be held in the backyard of Buckingham palace barring any significant meteorological changes. It has been suggested that in the event of climatic Armageddon a local Boy Scout troop will be called on to erect waterproof tents.

Kate has picked a lovely dress from "Patsy's Previously Owned" with all proceeds being donation to homeless pets.

Yogi Bringmi Ownmat, will be performing the wedding nuptials using hand written vows (on recycled paper) composed by William and Kate.

It has been arranged that local funeral homes will drop off "earlier viewed " flowers from recent services. After the wedding the flowers will be sent to nursing homes and hospitals creating a trilogy of usage.

While the couples efforts are commendable and have made the socially conscience locals proud, the Queen is said to be "less than happy" about their choices.

At last report, Her Majesty had locked herself in a very high tower, location unknown, and proclaimed that she will not come down "until something is done about the children".

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