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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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The last straw: thugs helped themselves at gunpoint to bag a winning £113m jackpot ticket

London - A NATO blockade of Palace bank accounts is on the cards following HM's madcap TV rant.

The move follows discovery of massive Libyan oil scams to finance the upcoming royal wedding.

Diplomats immediately dubbed her 'delusional' and 'unfit to lead' as the runaway royal gravy train continued to menace poor Joe Public.

The latest outburst has prompted education authorities to strip Prince William of his university degree amid claims of plagiarism in his Finals thesis.

Equally worrying is Queen Elizabeth's hystery of blaming high-as-a-kite Al Qaeda terrists for homegrown problems in the UK.

Fortunately NATO forensic accountants are having none of it and say the octogenarian tyrant has long passed her ultimate sell-by.

The last straw came this week following the discovery that Palace thugs had helped themselves at gunpoint to a £113m Lotto prize from a mystery jackpot winner last October.

Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.

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