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Monday, 28 February 2011

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Only one of these samples is Ice Cream!

An ice cream parlour in London is selling breast milk ice cream at £14.99 per scoop. Named Baby Gaga after the sound of a baby, there is no connection with the singer GaGa who said she has not supplied the breast milk.

Women are coming forward who have recently had children and are being paid handsomely for their milk. Babies are being fed on mixed up milk powder and are not gagaing so much.

We asked consumers of the new ice cream if they thought it was worth the price. 'It was better than the last scoop I saw in the News of the World' said one, but another thought a scoop bag from his local park would be the best receptacle for the ice cream.

'Yuck' was the response of many, few were even prepared to try a free sample and a group of mothers with children are picketing the ice cream parlour whilst feeding their babies with breast milk.

Men, feeling left out of the market, are considering possibilities but there is no appetite detected in this sphere.

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