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Sunday, 27 February 2011

image for Entrepeneur sells Mum's best breast milk Ice cream in London called "Boob Deluxe!"
This donor loved having her milk used as a "Titty Banana Surprise" her husband too!

A London entrepeneur has come up with an ingenious idea, he's opened up a "Mum's best breast milk ice cream salon" in Convent Garden.

After researching the nutritional values of breast milk and the amounts wasted after baby's decided to suck on a bottle instead of mum's sore boobs, he came up with the idea to turn the milk into ice cream.

The donors of the milk are young mums fed up having their nipples sucked until they turn red (fed up Dads too) whilst attemping to get their babies to suck. Also breast feeding is much too time consuming because young mum's can't use their I Phones and Blackberries during feeding, boring!

The first ice-creams to go on sale have been called:

Boob Deluxe / vanilla breast-milk ice with a sugar red nipple as topping. (Dad's favourite)

Titty Banana Surprise / two scoops of best breast milk ice cream with a banana laid delicately between the scoops reminding new fathers of times gone by.

Strawberry nipple ripple / thin layers of delicious strawberry breast milk ice cream topped with pink glazed nipples and covered with frothy cream (those were the days?)

They also sell breast milk ice cream in cornets shaped as dildo's, in all flavours, so pregnant mums can have a good suck whilst waiting for their own breasts to produce, it's called re-icycling.

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