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Sunday, 27 February 2011

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Shagging dogs was the least of it

London - The filthy little slutz will be evicted later this week under Section 666 of the Squatting Act.

Royal Protection Racket officers caught them at it and told the Queen who went bananas.

They will now be formally escorted off the premises, their sordid luggage sent on after them.

The sumptuous grace and favor apartment will have to be de-loused and swept of bugs - think Sunday Smearer phone hacking scandal.

Palace sources have hinted strongly foreign espionage agencies may have been involved.

Apparently the royal gravy train's biggest scroungers thought a cunning sideline as mobster hitwomen was perfectly acceptable equal opportunity sorta career.

In this day and age.

"Yeah, but they got caught and Cameron's had it hushed up what with Libya and Colonel Gaddafi all over the news," Lord Chamberlain the Lord Luce-Cannon commented tonoght.

Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.

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