Former useless New Labour Fourth Reich Home Secretary Jacqui Spliff has temporarily had enough of crawling about on her knee's servicing Westminster MP's and has returned to her former employment as a Soho 'Guide'.She had been criticised after complaining that she was singled out over her expenses for new tights because she was a woman?
"The bastards" she wailed, "they expect me to suck like a dyson then take me to task for buying umpteen pair of new tights, they have no idea how quickly I go through them while on my knee's, sod the fucking lot of them!"
Having jacked up (in every sense of the word) a nice little earner via BBC Radio our Jacqui will once again be trawling through the seamy back street's of Soho peddling pornography for horny male listeners while they wank themselves into oblivion!
Kitted out in back basque, suspenders, black fishnet stockings and the obligatory black plastic raincoat our Jacqui was creaming her open crotch panties with delight when approached by our reporter, Dick Scratcher for further details. Mistaking Dick for a potential customer Jacqui quickly thrust one of her cards into his hand and instructed him to phone later to arrange a price.
When pressed further by Dick she relented, pulling him into the doorway of a Chinese restaurant she whipped his todger out and sucked him off in 20 seconds! After hastily swallowing she said, "on the house sunshine,now fuck off and leave me alone I've got a documentary to make", with that she stormed off into Berwick Street trailing a BBC crew in her wake.