Written by Skoob1999
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Topics: Obesity, Fat, Tragedy

Monday, 21 February 2011

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Is It Dinner Time Yet?

It's probably self inflicted by morbid over eating, but here at Skoob News we were devastated to learn that a 17 year old could find herself in such dire straits.

The very fact that this girl finds herself in a situation where the likelihood of her ever seeing her 21st birthday seems increasingly remote is a tragedy.

So why has this been allowed to happen?

Is there blame to be apportioned? Of course there is. For a kid to slam the scales at the age of 17 at 560lbs, there must have been a history.

What on earth compels so-called responsible adults to continue to stuff food down the throat of an obviously obese child - because this can in no way be a recent development.

It must have been going on for years.

So, take a bow, all the people who participated in this girl's tragedy. You didn't only contribute to her poor health - you contributed (more accurately, deducted) a good deal of taxpayers' money.

But then, you obviously don't give a shit either way. You probably define it as freedom of choice. Despite the fact that it involves contempt for your peers and a total disregard for the welfare of 'a loved one.'

Now don't that make you feel proud?

That's what I call satire - disgraced SEN former supremo, Buffty Ginslinger.

More as we get it.

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