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Monday, 21 February 2011

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Brighton after dark: all the homos are under the pier bumming

A Manchester homosexualist monster has told friends he is "fed up" with his life in the North of England, and that he has been to Brighton, the gay capital of the UK, to search for rented accommodation, from where he will carry out "many dirty deeds".

Larry Sabu, 20, who claims to have bummed more than 300 men or boys, revealed his plans on Thursday at the weekly Uphill Gardeners get-together at the Rembrandt Pub in Canal Street, at the heart of Manchester's seedy Gay Quarter.

Said Larry:

"I'm sick of it Up North. I want to go Up South. Right up. To the hilt!"

Friends of Sabu say he has an insatiable appetite for men's cracks which can scarce be satisfied, but that he has recently become disillusioned with gruff Northern accents, and has decided to move south to gay Brighton, where "the arseholes are less hairy, and the guys more fairy". One said:

"He has had his fill of Manchester men, and has been lured down south by the bright lights of Brighton, with its warmer climate and beautiful pier."

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