Written by Jack Melling
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Sunday, 20 February 2011

In a radio interview Nick Clegg has exclusively revealed that he will not take part in David Cameron's Big Society as he's "too busy" doing the Prime Minister's chores.

As well as undertaking his duties as Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the Liberal Democrats, Nick Clegg also does Mr Cameron's chores, which includes polishing his shoes, sweeping his chimney, hoovering the house, cleaning the toilet, walking the dog, tidying the bedroom and counting his money.

The sheer scale of chores has led to Mr Clegg telling staff and colleagues not to give him work past three in the afternoon, as he has to leave the office to pick up David Cameron's children from school.

Speaking about the Big Society Nick Clegg said, "I'm just too busy at the moment to take part. David has me rushing around doing all of his chores around the house and I don't have the time."

"I promised my children that I would take them to the park before the general election last year but that still hasn't happened because I haven't had the time. What can I say, I'm not very good at keeping my promises."

This latest revelation comes after it was revealed that David Cameron was not happy with Nick Clegg after he missed a spot.

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