London, England - Every person who has written a spoof story for TheSpoof.com is invited to the royal wedding!
Kate and Prince William sent the invitations last week, and they were all received yesterday.
Kate wrote the invitations herself with a big box of coloured crayons she received for Christmas.
A copy is printed below:
Dear Spoof Writer,
My name is Kate. Please come to our wedding. It will be fun. I like to play with crayons and finger-paint. I love you.
Kate Middleton is rumoured to have an IQ of 20. She will be the brightest member of the royal family, after the marriage.