A Manchester man who is known to be plagued by Homosexualness, has created a wave of controversy in his local community by announcing his intention to apply for the vacant post of Scoutmaster for one of the town's Scout troops.
Larry Sabu, 20, laughed in a sinister fashion as he spoke about the role which involves spending vast amounts of one's free time messing around in shorts with impressionable young boys, often at camp in tents.
Sabu said he would welcome the opportunity to lead a troop of boys astray, and claimed he had 'much to offer' them in the way of 'experience'.
Clad in scouty get-up - a wide-brimmed hat and scarf with toggle (and nothing else) - Sabu said:
"I always wanted to be in the scouts when I was young, but gays weren't as accepted, and as fashionable as they are today, and I was shunned. Nowadays, of course, every other person you see is a raving bender, and I'm sure there is much fun to be had on a roving trip in the forest, or in a clearing with soft, dewy grass under your bottom."