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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Bong from the Queen

London - (Self Preservation Society): President Barack Obama is to get a gong from the Queen during his May state visit.

"It's for keeping mum about the Princess Di blood money," a Reuterus Agency stringer said today.

Obama will be knighted with an honorary Order of the Gutter at Windsor Castle where he and wife Michelle will get the full treatment.

"That includes colonic irrigation," a Palace source confirmed, "and a chance to ride the royal steeds."

The stay comes one month after the royal wedding which the Presidential First Couple will not attend.

Nevertheless as Leader of the Free World Mr Obama may well exert droit de seigneur on newly marrieds Kate and William, to 'kinda anoint' the couple's future.

Michelle Obama is 69.

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