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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Being a doggy certainly aint what it used to be!

A desperately "horny" UK Granny who loved doing it "doggy style" with her many male partners decided to try it out for real.

A passing rottweiler named Butch (named changed for legal reasons) decided he'd had enough of chasing boring "pussy" so he obliged.

The two of them were then filmed doing it for real, "anything for a doggy biscuit or two," thought Butch and as for Granny,(who's name shall remain secret just in case she starts barking up the wrong tree) she loved every minute of it, only problem was Butch's kisses were a bit sticky (rottweilers tend to froth at the mouth whilst becoming over-excited!).

The film was then presented to You Tube who in turn refused to send such disgusting bestiality porno and gave it to the local RSPCA (Butch is a member, albeit a bit of a rogue) and they gratefully turned it over to the police, who were sick whilst watching it.

Granny has now been arrested and Butch has been returned to his rightful owner, Naughty Nympho Nancy, and was given a right old "pussy licking" telling off for cheating on her!

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