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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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The secret of Berlusconi's virility

Silvio Berlusconi was unrepentent about his trial over having 'Bunga Bunga parties' and having sex with under-age young girls.

The Italian prime-minister said he was merely admiring the 'female form' like men had always done since time began.

He said, "I like beautiful young girls, which man doesn't." Berlusconi is said to be angered that Italian women have demonstrated to have him removed from his position in government. The lothario said,"A lot of these ugly old hags are jealous that I prefer beautiful, slim young girls."

Italian women are furious about their prime-ministers sleazy parties where he was entertained by actresses and models and rewarded them with money and expensive gifts.

Apparently Berlusconi sees himself as a sort of Italian Bill Clinton and is said to admire Bill's sexual peccadilloes with Monica Lewinsky. He said, "When a man is rich and powerful it is natural that young girls will flock to him."

Berlusconi is said to be facing prosecution and may have to resign as the Italian Prime Minister.

However, Italian men are said to be sympathetic towards Silvio Berlusconi and say that he has done 'nothing wrong'; and that they in his position would have done exactly the same.

Italian tourism has soared with tourists wanting to see Rome and Florence the cities of 'love'. It is said that the sale of Italian clothes, shoes and handbags have rocketed.

Former film-star Sophia Loren said that Berlusconi had done nothing wrong and that if she was a young starlet she would have frolicked naked in his swimming pool. She said, "Every young actress have to be given a start in her career by a successful older man."

The image of Italy being the most romantic country in the world has actually been given a boost. Italian men are said to be the most ardent lovers in all the world. What it is wondered is their secret? The answer is simple; it is plenty of red wine and tomato sauce. Both red wine and tomato sauce are said to be high in flavanoids which can boost a man's sex drive.

Cameron is said to be slightly envious of 'sly old dog' Berlusconi who is having to fight off nubile young girls while he Cameron is forced to try and breathe life into the lifeless corpse of his "Big Society".

It is wondered if Tony Blair was aware of Berlusconi's frolics with the young lovelies when he enjoyed a free holiday at his luxury villa.

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