David Cameron has tried to urge surly teenagers to volunteer for national service. In a passionate pleas he has said "I want every youngster to discover their true potential and not end up as a "Neet" or an "Asbo" they are worth much more than that"
Labour have told Cameron to "get a grip" as it has emerged that a training programme for unemployed youngster has been cancelled by the coalition.
David has tried for the third time to breathe life into his "Big Society" but needless to say it has gone down like a "lead balloon" with lethargic youngsters.
Cameron has urged youngsters to volunteer to do unpaid work for the good of society. Youngsters seem bemused at the idea of doing unpaid, voluntary work. Harrassed Job Centre Plus staff say that the youngsters just 'don't get it' and only want to sign on for their weekly giro and not work for it.
A lazy little 'gimp' with pimples and hoodie said "Why should we have to work for nothing when Wisteria Cameron is getting all his expensive paid for by the tax-payer."