London - (Meow Meow): A piercing scream from the nursery sent Samantha Cameron rushing upstairs this afternoon.
Lying in her little cot distraught baby Florence was yelling blue murder as new arrival Larry the Cat sauntered gracefully from the room.
"Oh my poor baby, whatever's happened?" sobbed frightened mama Samantha, grabbing the baby to her breast.
A bright red mark on the child's arm soon confirmed her worst suspicions.
"You poor, poor darling!" Mrs C cooed as she pressed the official residence's panic button to summon a security posse.
A garden-facing open window outside the nursery was soon slammed shut as frantic Samantha checked the outside for any marauding scavengers - like the notorious Whitehall Fox.
Within minutes the Prime Minister appeared looking shocked and panic stricken.
"That's it, Sam, I've had enough! I'll just have to repeal the fox hunting ban.
"Can't have these bastard vermin attacking our babe!"
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