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Wednesday, 24 September 2003

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5 -Star Luxury Will Surely Deter Bogus Asylum Seekers

The British government was reeling after the latest ruling by the European Court of Human Rights.

An asylum seeker was awarded £20 million pounds compensation because the British government had violated her human rights by allowing her to live in luxury at the tax payers' expense.

‘If they had refused me entry I would have been forced to go back to my home country where I would have been persecuted and possibly killed.' she reasoned.

‘Clearly the British government has ruined my life by taking away my true destiny'.

‘The British people treat me with complete respect.

They are polite and courteous at all times.

They give me luxury food and elegant clothes.

They make me live in a luxury apartment.

But they have robbed me of my true destiny and must pay the price'
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-----she laughed,

---- All the way to the bank.

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