Written by Gay Larry
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Monday, 14 February 2011

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Those chair legs are extra thick, too!

A man from Manchester riddled with homosexuality has revealed that he is to take a trip to the gay Hostel in Madrid - and it's all thanks to TheSpoof.com!

Larry Sabu, 20, spotted an advert for the Gay Hostel in Madrid as he perused the pages of the well-known satirical news website after publishing a story about a gay man receiving a Valentine's Day card with a big cock inside it. The company advertising the accommodation, Chueca Travel, offer luxuriant rooms which cater exclusively for those as-bent-as-a-nine-bob-note.

All rooms have been tastefully designed by the Spanish avant-garde architect Ramon Ramon - an instruction rather than a name - and include all those little extras that uphill gardeners expect when visiting the big city for a crafty weekend bum.

Giant door handles designed for playful anal insertion, and rectal-friendly bathroom soap in the form of a huge penis that gets 'right inside the ring', are both features that would not normally be found in heterosexual hotels run by nasty straight people.

Speaking from his ramshackle bedist in the very heart of Manchester's gay quarter in Canal Street, Larry said:

"I posted my story, and immediately an advert for the Gay Hostel Madrid came up, so to speak. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have seen it. It's a miracle! I can't wait to get over there to meet some new Spanish friends, and bum them!"

For more details of this destination, contact ChuecaTravel.web.

Or, better still, don't.

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