A gay man has been given a stern telling off for taking a bunch of under-age boys of the back passage.
Larry Sabu, 20, was told that he was helping the lads avoid paying the entrance fee to see a Ronnie Corbett one-man show at the local theatre.
Larry lives next door to the historic building and knows all the nooks and crannies, having spent the good part of his life slinking in and out of The Shadows - the Cliff Richard backing group being regular visitors to the location over the years.
The place has two entrances - front and back.
Larry allegedly told the boys that he could take them up the rear.
"He told us it would be a tight squeeze but he was very experienced in that kind of thing", said a boy, "we thought he was very friendly because he kept winking at us all the time".
But the group were stopped by the awareness of a doorman on patrol and Larry was taken into custody by the scruff of the neck.
This will be the 47th time Larry Sabu has been arrested for indulging in illegal activity involving queer and bizarre references to homosexuality.
The last time was when he was charged at the local court for covering a schoolboy with his wet, sticky cream.....and that was when he was working as an ice-cream van driver.