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Thursday, 10 February 2011

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Three British athletes, going hell-for-leather to see who will come first

Great news for any man who's having performance problems in the bedroom.

Reports from medical sources claim that a pill that will triple the length of time a man can last in bed is about to be launched.

Premature ejaculation (which is believed to blight the lives of one in three men) may soon be a thing of the past.

Statistics would tend to suggest that men in the United Kingdom and Germany are most liable to be jinxed by the problem.

So when the London Olympics come around, don't be surprised to see the 2 nations regularly coming first equal.

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