A French couple have been arrested in a Carcassonne street and have been charged with public indecency. This was because the 63 year old Marie Antoinette was leading 40 year old Alexandre Dumas along the street by a leash attached to his penis.
The couple protested that they were simply sex addicts trying out a new game. If the man completed the journey without screaming he was to be given a stick of rock.
Monsieur Dumas told astonished passers-by that he got excitement from being led around in this way and those who claimed Madame Anntoinette was crazy were told that her head was securely screwed on.
One of the problems with the escapade was the hiatus caused when drivers passing by hooted their horns. Marie had several offers but she said she would need to inspect the volunteers first before giving them the thrill of penis pulling.
At 63 Marie said that she was not past it at her age. 'Give me a man's prick and I will lengthen it in no time. People can save many euros with my methods.'
Alexendre said he was standing up for Marie. 'She's a wonderful person' he said 'she is a born leader and knows what a real man likes.'
A new edition of the 'Joy of Sex' is planned which will include the couples sex game.