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Thursday, 10 February 2011

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Burly Prezza is angry that he has been the victim of phone hacking by the News of The World. Strong man Prezza is set to have a Western style showdown with News International.

Angry Prezza was humiliated when pictures of him fondling diary secretary

The peer is said to be incandescent with rage against Andy Coulson and he has challenged him to a dual at sunset, he said "Andy this town ain't big enough for the both of us."

Friends of Prezza are worried that he could cause Andy Coulson actual bodily harm. A few years ago he landed a prize punch on a heckler who had thrown an egg at him. The larger than life, Les Dawson knows 'how to handle himself' and will not stand idly by when he has been ridiculed. He is rearing to resort to fisticuffs against Coulson and the News of the World and is turning into the Rocky of Westminster.

Scotland Yard yesterday confirmed that it had an "important and immediate" new line of enquiry to follow. Prescott was the victim of hacking in June 2006 the same month that he admitted to having an affair with Tracey Temple, his diary secretary.

Metropolitan Police detectives are investigating whether twenty well known public figures were wrongly told they were NOT the victims of phone hacking after fresh evidence came to light. Max Clifford, was awarded, 1 million compensation and his legal expenses in an out of court settlement.

Wife Pauline who has always admirably 'stood by her man' said she was worried that Prezza might do something which he later might regret. She said, "I am worried about John's blood pressure it goes sky high when he gets 'hot under the collar'"

Prezza a fan of spaghetti westerns wants to challenge Andy Coulson to a Western style duel and settle the matter once and for all. He is also spoiling for a fight with the Met who he has denounced as 'incompetent'. The ex-ship's steward is a 'man's man' and he can't stand any 'namby pamby' metrosexual men who won't fight for their political life. He said, ominously "It is the law of the jungle here in Westminster and it is the survival of the fittest. If Coulson is shot dead in this duel he has had it coming to him and it will serve him right. I am out for revenge and someone's blood will be spilt." Fighting talk from heavy weight Prezza who weighs in at a mighty seventeen stones and is a one man fighting machine.

Prezza was incandescent with anger when interviewed on Breakfast television this morning. He vowed to get even with the News of the World; and was filled with anger for the Met who had not told him about the phone tapping earlier on in the enquiry.

Pauline is said to be dusting of his chaps, and spurs and getting his western shirt and denims ready for later on this evening when he will ride into Westminster on his trusty steed for the encounter. May the best man win! Let's hope that Pauline's loyalty will be repaid by her knight gallant and he will take her out for a Chinese.

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