Bristol - (RIPizza Stuff): Patrons at a Clitfon Triangle drinking establishment are all agog at latest twists in the Vincent Tabak case.
Rumors that the Jo Yeates accused is really a Mossad high flier have surfaced once more in the Bristol Ram pub.
The hostelry may now be renamed after someone managed to link Tabak to ex-GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin's eldest daughter.
Twenty year-old Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin is suspected - by some! - of being Chigaco mayoral hopeful Rahm Emanuel's lovechild by the former Alaskan governor.
The 51 year-old former Obama Chief of Staff has long had a soft spot for 'pig-in-lipstick' Mrs Palin.
"Yeah, that 'soft spot' is Rahm's brain!" one worried Chicago voter told reporters today.
A spokesperson for the brewery said today it's still too early to comment whether their flagship Ramrod Ale will now be renamed the Rahmrod should the former White House chief succeed in his mayoral bid.
Rod Blagojevich is 69.