Written by Skoob1999
Print this
Topics: Pig

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

image for Woman gives birth to piglets
Happy as a pig in a sheet.

Residents of the English town of Devizes, in Wiltshire were celebrating today after the revelation that local woman, Dandy Worzel has given birth to four piglets in the local maternity ward.

Doctors, who initially thought that Mrs Worzel was expecting twins expressed astonishment when four perfectly formed piglets popped out of the birth canal.

Attendant midwife, Siobahn McNeery told reporters:

"That was a strange one for sure. Strangest one I've ever seen in twenty plus years of midwifery. We were all expecting twins, and then the piglets appeared, but all credit to the medical team, they didn't bat an eyelid, not at all, at all, as the piglets emerged. Even though we were all expecting twins of the human persuasion. So we were."

The proud mother's husband, Angel Worzel has told friends privately that he has no idea why his wife should have given birth to four piglets instead of two baby human beings, because as as far as he knows, she's never been over friendly with any pigs.

He did say however that he was relieved that the piglets were all strong and healthy and that he was considering turning vegetarian in the near future.

Make Skoob1999's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 plus 4?

8 23 5 21
47 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more