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Monday, 7 February 2011

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The UK Government is finally getting tough on terrorists after ASBO's fail. The new laws will give police the power to take "bomb making equipment off terrorist if they believe they are being used anti-social" a spokes man said today.

The move as been criticized by Human rights activist groups as they say it will lead to Muslims being targeted. Other groups such as Hoodies could also have there ipods and mobile phone batteries confiscated under the new laws.

If they are reported over Five times Police will have to act under the new law soon to be enforced. A spokes man for the Metropolitan Police said the five call rule is fine with us, as we will have time to finish our tea before having to leave the station.

A eleven year old interviewed by our reporter said "if the police take my battery i wouldn't be able to ring my mum to pick me up" a second child pointed out he could have to eat his tea cold if his mum could not ring him to tell him his tea was ready".

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