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Sunday, 6 February 2011

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A symbol of the transatlantic Special relationship during the Lewinsky impeachment trial

London - (Pander Diplomacy): The BGM-109A Tomahawk Land Attack missile, complete with live W80 nuclear warhead, was embedded in mud twenty foot below the low tide mark abutting the Stranger's Bar terrace.

Royal Navy Marines took over five hours to disable and retrieve the US weapon which MoD Police sources say may have been lying on the Thames bottom ever since President Clinton's impeachment.

Last year WikiLeaks alleged the sex predator president may have tried nuking a NATO UFO bunker to deflect attention from his Lewinsky shagging trial.

American attack submarines USS Pittsburgh and USS Louisville were known to be off the radar during the 1998 impeachment hearing along with USS Vincenzo Fosterini and USS Ken Lay.

This weekend's discovery was played down by the Co-Alition government an a teensy quirk in the transatlantic Special Relationship.

Condoleezza Rice is Nikita Khrushchev's daughter.

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