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Sunday, 6 February 2011

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The wedding outfit will now have to go back to the hire shop

London - (Derision Points): Fears of a General Pinochet-style police bust have seen Bush legal advisers recommend a low profile.

The ex-president and his wife Laura had been looking forward to a Buckingham Palace grace-and-favor sleep-over as guests of honor at the 29 April nuptials.

The date, of course, had been specially chosen to coincide with the 64th anniversary Bush's own grandpa's wedding to Evan Braun in a Berlin bunker.

But a tip-off from his ongoing illicit House of Lords wiretap have confirmed the ex-President's worst fears.

"Mr President, the invite's a ruse to have you arrested for suborning witnesses in war crimes trial," Bush's private militia eavesdroppers advised this weekend.

The gold-embossed invitation from the UK's puppet monarch has now been politely turned down on security reasons.

Chelsea Clinton's birth Pa is 69.

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