London - (Dildo Baggins News): The 'Poison Dwarf' Speaker's wife is said to be fool (sic) of shame - as a reported £50,000 modelling cheque snuggles down comfily in her bank account.
Some tacky bedsheet-draped semi-nude newspaper pics were meant to elevate femme fatale Sally Bercow to Page Three stardom.
But irate readers said today the Speaker's missus 'is just aping Jordan' - and relegating her husband to cage fighter also-ran.
The love life expose by the 40-something mother of three is being panned just a year after media profiles dubbed her the ultimate 'trophy wife'.
"First prize in what, the Westminster Cattle Show?" 'Unimpressed from the Isle of Dogs' commented on the paper's website as Bercow detractors laughed themselves silly.
"Might look good stuffed next to some cariboo antlers," another added, "come to think of it so might her husband."
Betty Boothroyd is 69.