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Tuesday, 1 February 2011

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Bagless vacuum cleaner company worker Ms Morson

Bristol - (Pedantic): The Bristol Ram pub's clientele worries continue to focus on Vincent Tabak's American girlfriend.

Lunchtime chatter overheard today has patrons divided into opposing camps over the pronunciation of Ms Morson's name.

"I'm with the Tanja/Ganja branch of the argument," barman Dave Skank said today.

"Of course, plenty round here think it's Tania, a name that rhymes with the word for a traditional Russian steam bath, banya*.

"But we won't know for sure witch (sic) it is until at least next Friday."

This is the possibly first time the ugly world of illicit narcotics has been dragged into the Jo Yeates case.

Tanja Morson, the alleged suspect's live-in girlfriend, remains off the radar despite media pleas for an exclusive.

Someone who once sat at a desk opposite hers at their Dyson global HQ office said 'WTF' when questioned today.

The company manufactures bagless vacuum cleaners and other oddities.

* Note: Banya: The Explosive Delivery Man is a manhwa (Korean word for comic) by Kim Young-oh and tells the story of 'Banya, a speedy, wild and savvy teen-age hero working for the Gaya Desert Post Office with its motto Fast Precise Secure'.

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