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Topics: London, Snow, Winter

Sunday, 30 January 2011

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Danger: Snow women know the offside rule!

London, England: Snow in January. It's going to snow, the polar bears will be wandering the streets of London again, having swam down the Thames from their thawing icebergs.

Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert!

The wolves will be entering the UK's urban areas in search of food, having come down from the high ground. There will be turbulence in the streets as packs of wolves empty the litter bins in an orderly fashion.

Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert!

Wintry conditions have returned to much of the country! In WINTER, how will we cope? Stay wrapped up, drink hot drinks, eat hot food and go to bed with a hot water bottle.

Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert!

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