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Topics: Prison, MPs

Friday, 28 January 2011

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Prison Life

A leaked report from the Ministry of Justice suggests that ministers wish to save HMP Ford, the open prison in Sussex which was last seen going up in smoke, because, were it to close there would be nowhere to send disgraced MPS, Lords and D List celebrities where they could continue their luxurious life style whilst serving out their time.

Crispin Blunt is alleged to have told aides, "It is important that we have somewhere like Ford to send jailed MPs and other important people where they can still have access to all the fineries of life.

"We can't do it overtly, but if it gets out that they are pissed all the time and have free sex we can always blame the governor or staff."

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