Statements released to the press today confirmed that Jo Yeates suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak has been moved from HMP Hoarefield, "up the river" to HMP Gloucster.
The Home Office today issued a brief press release:
"The suspect in question has been moved to a different facility due to fears for his safety. We cant comment any further, only that he was transported by long boat."
It seems that the rumours of the jackals possible superman disguise, in witch he is rendered almost invisible by his posh glasses, might well have some merit. Lifetime river boat worker Ed Lilly said:
"We got a strange request for a lead longboat. Thats why i remember it so well. We gave 'em the keys to the motor, and they put this bloke in the boat, wrapped upin sacking."
It would seem that the police fear he also has the powers of x-ray vision, hence the lead coffin. But the worst was yet to come.
"It might of been youre man alright, but we often move men in sacking up and down the river for em."
A HMP GLOS gaurd said today:
"Ha ha hah haah ha."
Police wouldn't confirm today if the barge sank.