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Wednesday, 26 January 2011

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An autographed English football (soccer ball) that Manchester United's Chicharito recently gave to Andy Gray.

NEW YORK CITY - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Andrew Mullen Gray, the Sky Sports football pundit who was recently fired for making some inappropriate off-color remarks regarding a female English football referee's assistant has been asked to be the announcer on Piers Morgan's new television talk show Piers Morgan Tonight.

Morgan said that he is reaching out to Andy, his fellow Englishman because he knows that he must be extremely embarrassed at having let his mouth get carried away and having made rude and crude remarks that should have been confined to Gray's bathroom.

Gray, who is 55, says that he feels that he should have at least been issued a 'warning' before being fired out right.

"Dandy Andy" as his maternal grandmother Desdemona Perdita Nottingham, 101, calls him, had observed that football referee's assistant Sian Massey looked a little bit like American GOP diva Ann Coulter except much shorter, with bonier knees, and a somewhat more pronounced nose.

He did apologize for his callous remarks as well as for also saying that Massey's teeth were nowhere near as pretty as those of noted British singer Amy Winehouse.

Sad to say the powers that be did not accept Gray's apology and he now joins the ranks of the unemployed.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: For those who have never seen Amy Winehouse's teeth, perhaps the best way to describe them is to say that it appears that Miss Winehouse has for whatever reason chewed on over-used Brillo pads on way more than one occasion.]

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