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Wednesday, 26 January 2011

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Staff at Sky Sports are minding their p's and q's today following yesterday's sacking of football frontman, Andy Gray.

Gray got the push after off-air comments about a female assistant referee at the weekend and a video emerged of him acting lewdly towards fellow presenter Charlotte Jackson.

An insider told us: "Everyone's pausing for a couple of seconds before they speak to make sure they don't utter anything that could be construed as offensive.

"We're walking on eggshells."

But today further evidence has emerged that lewd behaviour is rife at the TV station.

EIF News & Features has heard a tape of two technical staff talking about the Andy Gray and Richard Keys case in a production studio.

"'Mazin' what's happened to Andy, innit?

"Bloody'ell, yeah. What do you think he should do, sue?"

"Oh yeah, he should definitely do Sue - after all, it can't get any worse now, can it. I would do Sue - wouldn't you? She's well fit.

"She is well fit, all right. But I mean do you think he should sue the company for unfair dismissal?

"I'd like to do sue for 'unfair dismissal' - she wouldn't gimme a blow job at the Christmas party. Bloody lesbo!"

The tape has been handed to Sky bosses.

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