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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Witch Hunt News: "The World is flat! Men are maggots! Women DO KNOW the offside rule!

Witch Hunt, London: England is in the grip of a 'hunt' to route out those who think "women don't know the offside rule". In a matter of a few days, the nation is in the grip of a crusade to ensure that, those 'creatures' who can't cook in the kitchen or operate a washing machine, must not utter the words;

    "Women don't know the offside rule!"

The Puritans often had strict views on sexual morality and disapproved of recreation and Christmas celebrations. The Puritans banned festivities on a Saturday night, banned many secular entertainments, such as games of chance, maypoles, and drama, on moral grounds. The Puritans wished to impose these beliefs on others.

Then came the Victorians, with its Victorian morality of sexual restraint, low tolerance of crime and a very strict social code of conduct, with Religion, Morality, Elitism, Industrialism and Improvement playing their part.

Then came 'political correctness'. Political Correctness started in a think tank (called The Frankfurt School) in Germany in 1923. The purpose was to find a solution to the biggest problem facing the implementers of communism in Russia. Why wasn't the wonderful idea of communism spreading?

The Frankfurt school recommended (amongst other things):

1. The creation of racism offences.
2. Continual change to create confusion.
3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children.
4. The undermining of schools and teachers' authority.
5. Huge immigration to destroy national identity.
6. The promotion of excessive drinking.
7. Emptying the churches.
8. An unreliable legal system with bias against the victim of crime.
9. Dependency on the state or state benefits.
10. Control and dumbing down of media.
11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family.

So it came to pass, that those paternalistic father figures known as 'men', the ones that don't know how to use a washing machine, don't know where the cooker is, can't operate a dish washer, can't toast bread in a toaster, etc.

Those 'maggots' called men, who can't use a microwave, dish washer, washing machine, etc., MUST never under any circumstances utter the words;

    "Women don't know the offside rule!"

This terminology is now forbidden under any circumstances and should be reported to the Police immediately, by calling the Emergency Code in your locality.

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