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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Bristol - (Smoke N Mirrors): The North Face-Off golfing bag may be from the His 'N' Hers range that supplied MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams with his penultimate resting place.

The hold-all and the remains of some mittens came to light after passers-by called 999.

Forensic teams said today it's still too early to confirm Daily Smearer reports about the find in a disused firing range close to Weston Super Mare.

The discovery comes as prime suspect Vincent Tabak appeared before a Bristol court where he was remanded in custory until a hearing next week.

Conspiracy theory websites immediately seized on this morning's news to point out that Bristol is only 40 miles away from GCHQ - the government's premier listening post - in nearby Cheltenham.

TinFoilHattersAnonymous.con sources said today they'd be in the money if only they could prove causation - something the official police inquiry describes as 'total crap'.

Friends of Vincent Tabak's girlfriend Tanja Morson deny she's part and parcel of the whole calumny.

Christopher Jefferies is still 69.

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