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Monday, 24 January 2011

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Pictured outside Lincoln's Bin earlier this year

Bristol - (Smoke N Mirrors): The Old Bailey veteran has been booked to demolish 'a trumped up case' against the architect accused in the Rest-in-Pizza murder case.

Dame Nora's hiring comes amid claims a wicked witch-hunt has fingered Tabak.

At two grand an hour she doesn't come cheap.

A spokesman at her Lincoln's Bin chambers said today "WTF?" as reporters clamored for the inside gen.

The case has sparked huge public interest amid daftass reports Tabak 'may have had at least one accomplice'.

The QC's trademark "Absolute poppycock!" legal riposte is bound to have at least one airing during the upcoming trial.

Meanwhile in Bristol fellow suspect Christopher Jefferies remains on bail despite a first class alibi bolstering his defence.

Tanja Morson is 34.

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