Alien Brain Beetles have been found in the middle of a dead banker's brain. No one knows how they killed the banker but they are thought to be responsible for his greedy behaviour and insensitivity to poor people, just before he died.
Similar brain beetles were found earlier on in the year in the brain of a Scottish Gas Executive. His family had become so shocked at how high he had put up the prices of gas supplies in scotland, that they ordered him to have a brain scan to see if his brain had gone wrong. Because no one could be that greedy and mean without a pathological underlying neurological condition.
And the tests confirmed that yes, they were right, his brain had gone wrong. It had become invaded by space invader creatures that looked like they came from Mars.
A leading Neurologist, called Mr Neuro, said that the main symptom of Alien Brain Beetle infestation appeared to be extreme greed and meanness and an extreme desire to chase big bonuses and avoid tax.
Mr Neuro believes that society is full of people who seem to exhibit signs of brain beetle infestation. These people include, the Royal Family, Greedy Bankers, Wayne Rooney, Jordan and The Beckhams.
Asked what will become of these people, Mr Neuro said he didn't know, but he expected that possibly it would all end in a big explosion. A big alien brain explosion that will change the course of history...just like the big bang.
By Katarina Frogpond.