Apple today announced a new application available for down load to their new iphones. The App, called tickle, is said to use blue tooth technology to stimulate the erogenous zones of anybody in the room.
Christian groups have been outraged, saying that it could undermine the chastity of young women. However Apple founding partner Brian Cox said:
"Anything that brings people closer together has to be a good thing. Ok, if you tickled my wife's fancy at a dinner party, it wouldn't worry me too much. Its not as if your tickling her willy."
Microsoft were unavailable for comment last night.