Written by Inhopeless
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Saturday, 22 January 2011

LONDON - At a debate in Parliament, all the political parties have agreed to one thing.

The UK populace are douchebags.

"Do you know how hard it is," said an MP, "trying to please everyone? It's really hard. Do you know how much time, effort and work goes into running a government, and by extention, 61 million people? 'Cause I don't see any of you pricks stepping up to the plate."

The UK government, ever since the Magna Carta, has realised that the common hypocritical person is a giant weiner.

"You can barely vote on the X-Factor," said Tony Blair, Ex-PM, "let alone an entire system of administrative groups."

Already, political parties have pre-planned their campaign in the local council elections by insulting the public. Already Labour have jumped 200% in some polls by proclaiming "You're a giant knob."

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