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Saturday, 22 January 2011

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Did one of the Williams Sisters crack and call the cops?

Bristol - (Whodunnit): Did one of the Williams Sisters grass up Vincent Tabak, charged with murdering Jo Yeates tonight?

The Dutch architect had lodged with the women during the start of murder inquiries when weedy-looking Chris Jefferies was the prime suspect.

At the Bristol Ram pub tonight horrified drinkers learned how Aberdeen Road's Emily and Lucy Williams may have found and/or seen the damning evidence that finally nailed the Dutchman.

Tabak had been staying with the women following the success of an earlier alibi.

But a nationwide Crimebotch TV appeal saw the calls flood in about a missing pizza and that blue-grey sock.

"They must have something pretty gruesome to charge the guy with Murder One," worried drinkers said tonight.

Tabak will appear before a Magistrates Court on Monday.

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