Bristol - (Canary Juice): Foreign (sic) psychoanalysts on the Yeates case want to hypnotise the current prime suspect.
Vincent Tabak 'could be an alias' for a talented intelligence operative working undercover for God-knows-who-or-what.
"It's such an outrageously pseudonymic kinda moniker," Royal Freak Hospital Professor of Neuroskullduggery Dr Einstein Flintstone said today, "where's my sodium pentothal syringe?"
Tabak is being interrogated under Judges Rules which do not include waterboarding, hypnosis or Chinese Burns.
A Human Frights Act observer at Bristol Nick described the Dutchman as an effable - er...affable! - fellow, unlike curmudgeonly Canynge Road co-suspect and Jo Yeates landlord Christopher Jefferies.
Police have until midnight on Saturday before applying for a warrant extension to continue their grilling of the Mr Spock-eyebrowed suspect.
Their Dutch counterparts issued a statement today that 'Tabak' is a popular name in some parts of the world, frequently seen on cigarette kiosks.
Greg Reardon is 28.
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