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Sunday, 21 September 2003

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Blaine has a taller brother.

David Blaine was spotted in the top London egg & ripe tomato restaurant "The Red White and Yellow Gunge," yesterday afternoon.

Apparently, the Hurling of edible projectiles against his Perspex box, stimulated his taste buds so much ' he just had to have some,' said his agent.

"He magicked himself out of his box and 'zoopered' himself by thought transformation into the eating place," like he does every time he's hungry.

"He eats the shells and the skins.

"Blaine," said an independent spokesman, "has a fucking problem.

"He is really hung up, except for when he's not."

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