Bristol - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): The top suspect in the Joanna Yeates murder probe has denied being one of the 'Mediterranean-looking' visitors to RIP'd MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams.
The new line of questioning comes amid red top reports describing the possibility of 'a large hold-all' being involved in Jo's removal from the Canynge Road flat she shared with her boyfriend.
"It's an open-and-shut case," amateur criminologist Sherlock Hogwash commented this morning, "except that in the case of Joanna Yeates it could have been a golfing bag because her body was found near a local course."
Dutch national Vincent Tabak, 69, was nabbed in a dawn raid yesterday as police swooped in a pre-dawn raid.
His handsome, dark looks and slightly Mr Spock-esque eyebrows have been dubbed very foreign looking indeed - 'virtually bordering on the Mediterranean' according to the Daily Smearer.
William's August 2010 death remains unsolved despite one of the biggest police probes into his mysterious death.
Harry Houdini-style self-disablement theories continue to preoccupy the probe despite 'bleedin obvious' objections to the death-in-a-bag caper.
Anna Chapman is 69.