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Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Prince Charles upset wife, Camilla, has allowed her tongue to begin wagging and so far, no one, not even the Queen, can shut it up!

"Oh I'm aware of little Miss Middleton's schemes to be the next Queen of England", Camilla has been quoted by a palace source. "She thinks she can blink her little eyes and turn her nasty nose up into the air like a goose and walk right into the throne beside her husband, that weakling William."

According to Lady Camilla, she and Prince Charles should immediately be named as the Queen's successor to the throne of England.

"Charles made a bad slip-up in Lady Di but he has learned a bitter lesson and it's only right for the Queen to name Charles as the next King, succeeding her by next year."

"That should end Miss Kate's ambitions. Let's see how she acts when she knows that Charles and I shall rule for a long, long time."

The insider says that this has been the Duchess of Cornwall's ambition from the very first before there ever was a Katherine Middleton.

"Lady Camilla says that she knew that there would be a little schemer, calling her a horses patoot behind her back coming along one day and sure enough, little Miss Middleton appeared right on time."

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