With Tony Blair preparing to face new difficult questions about the Iraq War he has been preparing his explanations for the troubled nation.
'God, as we know, works in mysterious ways' he writes in his leaked message for his deliverance tomorrow (Friday) 'He chose me as his Christ figure to bring down the tryrant of Iraq. We are better off without Saddam Hussein and if I had the chance I would do the same again. In fact I would move into Iran tomorrow and take Dinner Jacket off to Guantanamo and ask him one or two - fluid - questions.'
Ascending with his hands in prayer Blair will fly above the Tribunal declaring: 'I rise before you to prevent the end of the world as we know it. If you damage me you will damage all good people.'
Blair is confident this demonstration of his HOLY POWER will convince the doubters who still try to undermine him and cook his goose. He clearly comes from another world, he is a prophet of the new age and he will continue on his mission to save the world.
It's a bit far fetched but, after all, what else is there?