Missus Thatcher has granted a wery warm welcome to her fwends from Mother Russia at a feast in the shed The Queen lives in with nice husband.
Shaking her firm handbag and nodding friendly to all, President Thatcher told interpreter man that all the peoples from the willage of Slubal are wery welcome to come and make shed and way of bark with dainty English ladies.
"Never has there been a day so bright and joyful as this when I extend a hand of friendship to my dear, dear friends from Slubal", she is reported to have spoken from her fulsome lips.
She then told Mr. Reagan her husband to set the table for big feast. Lots of singing and clapping where to be heard throughout the land at the joyous festivities.
Mayor of Slubal, Papa Benadu, advised willage elders to have big meeting next Tuesday to discuss raffle to raise funds for great voyage to the white cliffs of Dover.
A sheep will be sacrificed in honour of the occasion.